Soft Serve March 29, 2009

I was young enough at one point in my life that simple joy could have easily been found by me in the fact that a nearly endless supply of frozen pizzas, doughy pretzels, and soft serve ice cream. All for free brought to me by beautiful young women. Some these I could have enjoyed like soft serve on a summer day. Maybe two of them I did. If I was a foolthen to not see the wonder, what wonders am I missing now?

Soft Serve by Soul Coughing

And Marietta.  To see the signs to the diner and having the tiniest homes offered to me.  When I was still confident that I would make it through okay.  And others were confident in the economy and offers to me.  With a wild hope getting me through.  Of a woman I was crazy for.  And of artist I was sure of.

The innocence seems gone now and ugly reality is trying to rear it’s head.  I hope I will be strong.

Designing T-Shirts March 26, 2009

For the 3rd time in my life I am designing clothes again.

Nothing fancy.  Just some basic ideas I have.  I have 2 T-Shirts that I’m working on that will be available online.  I’ll probably use a couple designs from the all the other lines I worked on.

That’s all for now.

Rihanna/Chris Brown Diss March 25, 2009

… a boyfriend that doesn’t beat her.

SNAP!!!

Chuck Norris Beats His Kids March 23, 2009

A few years back I did an open mic and there was a solo act that called himself, “Chuck Norris Beats His Kids.”

I’m not sure what reminded me of that, but I figured I should share it.

Randy Pausch Last Lecture: Achieving Your Childhood Dreams March 22, 2009

This isn’t anything new, but I randomly remembered it tonight.  I really enjoyed it.  It flat out is probably the most inspirational video I have ever seen.

It sucks that he had to go so early and Strom Thurmond lived to 100.

“Will” beat your ass. March 21, 2009

And by “will,” I mean “won’t.”

And by “will” mean “will spend 7 years in prison on a measure 11 offense.”

This was too good to let go.  My neighbor had this nailed to a 6 foot tall post/spike in his front yard.

So I walked onto his lawn and stole it.  Maybe.  Or maybe I found it in the street on my way home after seeing it on the post on my way to the store.  Or maybe some one sent it to me in the mail with a little story attached.

It’s hard to for me to remember your honor.  It all blends together.  So many people read my blog and anonymously send me shit to post or stories in attempt to impress me that I lose track of what is what and where it came from.  In fact I’m scared that some psyhco is in MY neighborhood pulling pranks, just to impress me.

Anyway.  I’m thinking about replacing it with a sign that says,  “If you pull onto my grass.  I’will ‘blow you’ until you ‘come.’ “‘

All on a paper plate of course.

Self proclaimed “pretentious bastard.” March 20, 2009

Here’s another unreleased pic of that self proclaimed “pretentious bastard.” Saij.

Have You Ever Been Down?

The Bat fight craze has ended March 20, 2009

My visits per day dropped from over 200 to around 30 over the last couple days.

It appears that the bat fight craze is over or I am not the only person with the lyrics on my blog anymore.

In about a week I should be back to 4 hits a day.  The hits coming from D Moe and my brother Tim, at 2 per day.

Do Androids Dream of LED Sheep? March 18, 2009

My friend Jason hooked me up with this.

Them fans. March 18, 2009

Statistically, doesn’t there have to be one person out there that is a fan only of Van Morrison’s work with Them.